
Saturday, December 12, 2026
Canoga Park, California
December 12, 2026 | 7:00 AM Start | Canoga Park, CA | In-Person & Virtual Options
Say what again? Join us for a Tarantino-inspired race experience that brings cult-classic energy to the streets of Canoga Park. Whether you're running for redemption, milkshakes, or the Gold Watch, this is your chance to bring your cinematic swagger to the start line.
Run solo, with your Wolfpack, or in costume (highly encouraged). Each registration includes a themed race bib, medal, and downloadable finisher photos.
The Ezekiel 5K 🏃♂️ For those who walk the righteous path… but still want brunch after.Jack Rabbit Slim’s 10K 🕺You’ll be dancing like Uma by mile 4.The Quarter Pounder 13.1 🍔 You earned that $5 milkshake.The Gold Watch Multiverse Challenge (Virtual) ⌚️Run anywhere, anytime, with a nod to Butch’s fateful heirloom.
All finishers will receive:
Custom race bibSignature themed medalFree downloadable finisher photos
Parody Disclaimer
This race is a fan-made parody event inspired by 80s pop culture and is not affiliated with or endorsed by any official trademark holders.
Race Day
Saturday, December 12, 2026 · 12/12/2026 07:00
Start Location
6846 Owensmouth Ave, Canoga Park, CA 91303
Course
Loop
Also Offers
Registration
Register online — $35
Race Website
Official race information
2:20:10
10:42/mi pace
1:35:14
7:16/mi pace
9
33% female · 67% male
2 states
Avg age: 32
Finish Time Distribution (2025)
1:53:20
Top 25%
2:57:20
Top 75%
☀
Avg High
66°F
☽
Avg Low
46°F
☂
Precip
0.13 in
🍃
Wind
8.3 mph
December 12, 2026 | 7:00 AM Start | Canoga Park, CA | In-Person & Virtual Options
Say what again? Join us for a Tarantino-inspired race experience that brings cult-classic energy to the streets of Canoga Park. Whether you're running for redemption, milkshakes, or the Gold Watch, this is your chance to bring your cinematic swagger to the start line.
Run solo, with your Wolfpack, or in costume (highly encouraged). Each registration includes a themed race bib, medal, and downloadable finisher photos.
The Ezekiel 5K 🏃♂️ For those who walk the righteous path… but still want brunch after.Jack Rabbit Slim’s 10K 🕺You’ll be dancing like Uma by mile 4.The Quarter Pounder 13.1 🍔 You earned that $5 milkshake.The Gold Watch Multiverse Challenge (Virtual) ⌚️Run anywhere, anytime, with a nod to Butch’s fateful heirloom.
All finishers will receive:
Custom race bibSignature themed medalFree downloadable finisher photos
Parody Disclaimer
This race is a fan-made parody event inspired by 80s pop culture and is not affiliated with or endorsed by any official trademark holders.
Race Day
Saturday, December 12, 2026 · 12/12/2026 07:00
Start Location
6846 Owensmouth Ave, Canoga Park, CA 91303
Course
Loop
Also Offers
Registration
Register online — $35
Race Website
Official race information
2:20:10
10:42/mi pace
1:35:14
7:16/mi pace
9
33% female · 67% male
2 states
Avg age: 32
Finish Time Distribution (2025)
1:53:20
Top 25%
2:57:20
Top 75%