Fifth Street Rock Monster

Fifth Street Rock Monster The Technical Tango Sunday, April 12, 2026 Forever Farm | Mertztown, PA

Welcome to the Fifth Street Rock Monster (formerly known as Rockland Rad Run). We’re throwing a spring awakening at Forever Farm. A slice of private singletrack heaven normally guarded by gates and "No Trespassing" signs. This is the only weekend of the year you’re allowed on these trails without a court date. It’s technical, it’s rugged, and nature will likely try to trip you. But hey, we’ll have a beer waiting at the end.

The Details (Pay Attention) The Vibe: High-energy singletrack, questionable jokes, fly tunes, and fresh food. The Course: We fixed it. No more confusing "figure 8." Continuous loops. Simpler navigation. Same suffering. The Distances: 5K, 10K, Half Marathon, Full Marathon. The "Two-Headed" Relay: Teams of three. Two runners on course at the same time. This isn't a solo sufferfest. It's a squad mission. MONEY IS ON THE LINE!

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Schedule & Saturday Scouting Saturday, April 11: Rock Monster MTB races (9am-3pm). Heckle cyclists. Scout lines. Join the party. Camping: FREE camping Saturday night at Forever Farm. Survive the pre-race campfire hydration and you're golden. Sunday, April 12 (Race Day): Check-in: 8:00 AM Racing Starts: 9:00 AM After Party: When the first finisher hits and ends when fuel (or beer) runs out.

Registration & The Fine Print Pricing: Based on field size. The longer you wait, the more you pay. Day-of Registration: +$20 "Procrastination Tax." Venmo, Credit, or Cash accepted. Juniors (16 & Under): 50% discount automatically applied at checkout. Waiver Requirement: No signature, no Monster.

Amenities (Don't Be Gross) Porta Potties: Use them. This is private property. Food: Every runner gets a free meal and a drink. The grill will be hot. Veggies friends, bring your go-to protein. We’ve got grill real estate for you. Hydration: Fully stocked aid stations on course. Beer: Local gold for 21+ runners. Spectators $5.

Prizes & Glory Overall: Top 3 M/F/NB in each solo distance win awards. Relay Cash: $250 / $150 / $75 Finisher Award: Commemorative FSX Rock Monster Coaster. Ready to Face the Monster?